I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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