its not stalking. its research.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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