Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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