4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
