Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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