I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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