Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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