but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Randomize
