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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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