don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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