I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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