Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
is it fun? or sober?
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