But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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