At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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