can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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