I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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