Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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