South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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