: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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