How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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