Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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