I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
