You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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