I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
