McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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