I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Randomize
