Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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