They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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