Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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