I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I love you. Go after that dick
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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