You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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