In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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