is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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