im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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