O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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