so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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