Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
The air taste purple.
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