There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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