You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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