i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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