So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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