Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I want a musical about memes.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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