so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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