i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
vagina is talking i cant
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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