Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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