He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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