Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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