my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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