There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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