if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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