Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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