he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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