Your tits are I can't wait for
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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