You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Randomize
