Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I currently don't understand fingers.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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