JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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