K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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