Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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